Talking about West Country vocabulary, as we were.. the best I’ve come across yet has to be ‘Dreckley’.

As in “I’ll do it dreckley”. It may sound like ‘directly’, but don’t be misled.

This definition from Wikipedia:

‘at some point in the future; soon, but not immediately; like “mañana”, but less urgent’

I can’t think of a better way to sum up life this far from London!