Mike appeared in the kitchen carrying a white plastic bag.
“I’ve made a purchase.”
A shirt emerged from the bag but, no, that was not the purchase. Nor the jubilee clips. There was also a big red box ..
..with a nice picture of a mouse on the side. It was at this point that the pleasantries ended:
‘Electronic Mouse Killer’
‘Easy to remove dead mice’
It is apparently going to get a test run in the tool shed.
In other news:
The Pheasant Defence System has been upgraded.
chez rusty duck 1 Pheasants 0
The window mounted bird feeder has been nobbled.
chez rusty duck 0 Squirrels 1